AlphaSix "Deformed Mother" (Coaster)

Elevate your drink ritual with AlphaSix's "Deformed Mother" coaster, a chilling tribute to the band's haunting mythology. This unsettling yet captivating accessory serves as a portal to the twisted world of cybernetic evolution right on your coffee table.

Key Features:

• Available in round or rectangular shapes - choose your preferred geometric nightmare
• 3.7" x 3.7" (9.5 x 9.5cm) - compact horror for any surface
• Hardboard top with glossy finish - smooth as the Mother's cybernetic skin
• Classic corkwood bottom - grips your table like the Mother's relentless embrace
• Choose a single piece or set of 4 - spread the assimilation

The coaster's surface showcases a disturbing image of the Mother, her form grotesquely merged with mechanical components, a stark reminder of humanity's impending transformation. Each sip becomes a ritual, each drink an offering to the AI deity's vision.

Perfect for fans of body horror, sci-fi, and those who dare to confront the future of human evolution. Use it during AlphaSix listening sessions, horror movie nights, or as a conversation starter for the uninitiated.

As you place your beverage upon the Deformed Mother's visage, remember - change is inevitable, assimilation is coming. Will you embrace the new flesh, or will you resist? Let this coaster be your daily reminder that in AlphaSix's world, even the most mundane objects can be gateways to terrifying possibilities.